Previously Unknown Facts about Fred Thompson

The excellent conservative website, IMAO, has published a list of previously unknown facts about our favorite (almost) presidential candidate, Fred Thompson:

• They say that after a nuclear blast, the only things that will survive will be cockroaches and Fred Thompson... except that Fred Thompson doesn't like cockroaches. So the only thing that will survive will be Fred Thompson.
• Fred Thompson honors the fallen on Memorial Day by setting fire to hippies. Burn long and hard in their remembrance, you filthy hippies.
• Fred Thompson has enough strength to throw Rosie O'Donnell ten feet.
• Usually for a bill to become a law, it has to be passed by the House and the Senate and signed by the President, but once Fred Thompson made a bill into law by saying, "This bill is now the law" and punching Bill Clinton in the nads.

You get the idea. If Chuck Norris ever ended up in Congress, many of these would probably apply to him as well. See the complete list here.